Would you like to know a bit about Hexisphere?

TOO BAD!

JK ill tell you

This is super top secret exclusive information (don’t tell anyone!) Hexisphere is actually an acronym!

Hoaxisphere - It’s true, can you even prove I’m real?

EEEEE - The passé-present verb commonly used in the French language to mean the creation (birthing) of an egg. Conjugations are as follows: Je egg, tu egges, il/elle/ons egge, nous eggons, vous eggez, ils/elles eggent

Xtravagant Crime Committer - Yes I commit crimes often, but you can neither prove nor disprove this information

Incredibly Phenomenal Meme Maker - See the Gallery section for some of my work

Sophisticated, Sexy, Simultaneous and Socially Inept - These simple words describe exactly who and what Hex represents

Peer Pressure - YOU ARE REQUIRED TO LOVE ME AND SUPPORT ALL MY ENDEVOURS. Failure to do so will result in your permanent exclusion from my friend circle and will also hurt my feelings heavily

Having an Emotional Breakdown - This happens often. Yes, you are expected to put up with it

Extreme Circumstances - Hexisphere.exe is a well made machine but, like all software, it breaks down every so often. Please be kind and considerate to it and it’s feelings.

Remote Activation - If you call my name from far away (yes, even from the other side of the world!), I will run full speed in your direction, barreling through any and everything in my path at 372km/hour until I reach you, at which point my batteries will die and you will be required to recharge me before further use.

Exceptional Potential - Yes

I eat the noodle because noodle taste goodle. Ramen is uwu i love me some sushi. The way to heart is through food and/or bad humor. But the humor must be ironically bad because otherwise fuck you. I am a fan of bargopicus and his work, his art is truly becoming considering his age (note: age unknown, suspected to be born sometime within the span of 1902-2015). I love jelli straw; JUST ONE. if you speak to me with bad grammar i may or may not kill you. I like ape escape as a concept and even more as a game. it is truly beautiful when a monkey escapes from the zoo and tries to take over the world with bad TV.

if you want me to like you, you must commit tax fraud with me. the perfect date consists of getting lost in an IKEA and eventually having to resort to cannibalism because you cannot find you way out. I have never eaten grape jelly and I would like to keep it that way. Do not offer me your liver to eat unless it is well seasoned

I am a big fan of Hannibal. my favorite movie is silence of the lambs. do not speak to me if you don’t like eating water chestnuts; it is unarguably the best water-tasting food. cauliflower is second best. i love soup and salad and korean fried chicken. feel free to email me bad jokes; i am very stupid and lonely, so company and humor is much appreciated. in this time of quarantine i have realized that i am bad at painting and i am also ok with it.

I do not day drink because interventions are kind of lame. i will bargop you for the laughs but will also probably apologize afterwards because i feel bad. this is all completely relevant information.

if you like my humor and find me interesting i can be reached at 310-1010. Thank you for the yes